– Doctor, doctor, I’ve got a pain in the eye.
– Well, I recomend you to take the spoon out of the cup when you are drinking coffe.
-Doctor, doctor, everybody keeps ignoring me.
– Doctor, doctor, everybody says I’m invisible.
– Who said that?
– Doctor, doctor, I keep forgetting things.
– When did it start?
– When did what start?
¿Podría alguien mandarnos una buena traducción de estos chistecitos?